The Random Express

It is the story of Anant Welankar (Om Puri), a young police sub-inspector who shows a lot of promise in his career and makes his mark as a “tough cop”. But he is a very artistically inclined person who wanted to be a professor. He was rather pushed into joining police by a domineering father (Amrish Puri) who takes pride in the policing traditions in the family.

Yes, I am talking about the hit movie of the ‘80s, starring Amitabh Bachchan, Hema Malini, Amjad Khan, Sachin, Ranjita and a host of other actors. This movie was entirely based on an old Hollywood classic, Seven Wives for Seven Brothers. Surprisingly, the Hollywood original had more songs than the Bollywood version of the film. [...]

Janaab Ashutosh Gowariker Sahab,
Adaab arz hai! Congratulations for making another epic, money-grossing presentation with Jodhaa Akbar! It seems your long wait after the box office disaster, Swades, has proved to be fruitful. Even your enemies would agree that your style is unique, for you have the audacity to blatantly commit factual errors of all sorts. [...]